At this very moment, I am sitting in a production meeting for this weekend’s shoot of Simply Simon. Here are the types of things that have been said:

“You have a teenager, you must have white bread!”

“We’ll just find two Olivia Newton-John looking girls.”

“An Eggo would be funny.”

“This is happening on that day after Saturday.” “You mean Sunday?” “Yes! Sunday!”

“I swallow bees motherfucker.”

I think six weeks of shooting may be getting to us. But if there is one things I’ve definitely learned is that a strong team gets through the insane moments and comes out stronger for it.

Now excuse me while I keep the bees away from our associate producer…